Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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