that's an acceptable place to lick
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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