So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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