Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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