Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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