Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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