I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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