Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she woke up with a sticky ear
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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