you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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