I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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