I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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