He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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