I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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