no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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