just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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