I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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