I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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