I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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