How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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