i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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