I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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