Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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