Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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