Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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