i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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