question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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