Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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