he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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