Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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