Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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