Pappa wants mamma naked
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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