Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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