i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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