Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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