Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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