she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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