I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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