remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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