And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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