haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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