My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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