belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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