If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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