Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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