You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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