you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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