I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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