Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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