is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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