We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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